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Hello, name's Amanda Joy, 21 years of age, Born on July 23rd, Gay pride! Taken!!! and I'm a Leo I ship Rizzles, Bechloe, Mitchsen, Triple Treble, Jori, Elsanna(Frozen) Tenrose, and I think that's it. Let me know if I can help you guys in anyway, my ask box is always open for you

Arch and clouds #stlouis #arch #clouds

Arch and clouds #stlouis #arch #clouds

Metro to da bae’s #girlfriend #bae #loveislove #lgbt #music #metro

Metro to da bae’s #girlfriend #bae #loveislove #lgbt #music #metro

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

efka-m:

Cooking is a good foreplay aka tonight’s gonna be Bossy Maura

emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

graphicmix:

Jane: Okay, but as my best friend and a doctor, will you do me one favor?
Maura: Anything.
Jane: Put me in a medically induced coma.
Maura: I’m going to the market.
Jane: Just one little coma. Is it really too much to ask?
Maura: You’d have better luck asking me to give you oxycontin.
Jane: Well, can I have some of those, then?

ladyspookypants:

livershit:

those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck


#NYOOOM

ladyspookypants:

livershit:

those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

falloutdallon:

infamymonster:

takingthegreyhound:

On my first day working at Disney World I went into the bathroom and accidentally smacked right into Snow White, and she went “Oh fuck!” and almost dropped her Red Bull and that was the beginning of the best job I’ve ever had.

On my first day I was walking and ran into Ariel drinking Starbucks and she said “What’s up bitches”

I want to work at Disney

zaynsbro:

legendxofxzach:

One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”

god bless your soul

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.