Hello, name's Amanda Joy, 21 years of age, Born on July 23rd, Gay pride! Taken!!! and I'm a Leo I ship Rizzles, Bechloe, Mitchsen, Triple Treble, Jori, Elsanna(Frozen) Tenrose, and I think that's it. Let me know if I can help you guys in anyway, my ask box is always open for you
Jane: Okay, but as my best friend and a doctor, will you do me one favor? Maura: Anything. Jane: Put me in a medically induced coma. Maura: I’m going to the market. Jane: Just one little coma. Is it really too much to ask? Maura: You’d have better luck asking me to give you oxycontin. Jane: Well, can I have some of those, then?
On my first day working at Disney World I went into the bathroom and accidentally smacked right into Snow White, and she went “Oh fuck!” and almost dropped her Red Bull and that was the beginning of the best job I’ve ever had.
On my first day I was walking and ran into Ariel drinking Starbucks and she said “What’s up bitches”
One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”